Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Ladies' night

[Thanks to Ingrid of Guelph, Ontario, for sending this along. Author unknown.]

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had over-enjoyed the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. As it happens, the cemetery was handy.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panties and used them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties, and did not want to ruin them.

Fortunately, she had squatted beside a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe herself with that ribbon.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station - we'll never forget you."