Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Marital math

[Thanks to B.B. for sending this along.]
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofabed, and watched a 12-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a nice big bed and a big screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofabed, and watching a 12-inch black and white TV.

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