Monday, October 12, 2009

Rollin' on the river

Another rib-tickler from an anonymous source:
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater enthusiasm, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, gazing heavenward and shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."

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