Signs of the times

• One in two Canadians has faked illness to get time off work.

• One in three Canadians foresees World War III in the next 20 years.

• One in four Canadians is obese.

• One in five Canadians was born abroad.

• One in six Canadians has used an illicit drug other than cannabis.

• One in seven Canadians has genital herpes.

• One in eight Canadians barf each year due to foodborne illness.

• One in nine Canadians are affected by Alzheimers disease by age 65.

• One in ten Canadians have gotten down and dirty in a canoe.